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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:24

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?